Signed my dad up to Tinder.
1st minute: Dad: “This is SO shallow, you can only see what they look like. What’s wrong with this world?”
2nd minute: Do you think I can pass for 55?
3rd minute: Intrigued by woman in Red Sox shirt at Fenway Park. Denies her because she’s in the bleacher section.
*We have ONLY ever sat in the bleachers.