Precious Moments

Augie: “Mom, who’s older you or Grandma?”  1st insult.

Me: “Grandma is older than me.” (By like 30 years ya jerk)

Augie immediately starts crying and says “Does this mean she’ll die before you?”

Me: “It’s probable but I could always get hit by a bus or something.”

*Silence*

Me: “You don’t want me to get hit by a bus, right?”

Augie: “I just really love grandma.”

 

 

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