Augie: “Mom, who’s older you or Grandma?” 1st insult.
Me: “Grandma is older than me.” (By like 30 years ya jerk)
Augie immediately starts crying and says “Does this mean she’ll die before you?”
Me: “It’s probable but I could always get hit by a bus or something.”
Me: “You don’t want me to get hit by a bus, right?”
Augie: “I just really love grandma.”