Conversations with Uncle Ryan

Uncle Ryan: “Why were there so many moms at Augie’s birthday party?”

Me: “Because the average kid was 4 and most 4 years old travel with a parent.”

Ryan: “……Could of used some single non-parents.¬†Also, booze.”

Me: “Well it was a kids party at 2PM. So the theme was less about getting drunk and hooking up & more about, like, turtles and cake.”

Ryan: [under his breath] “It showed.”



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