Berries: the asshole fruit

Berries. I try to be your friend. I buy you even though your 1,000 times more expensive then a banana, yet you continue to fuck me. My son will go to school with his third Cheetos sandwich this week because you decided to commit suicide 5 minutes after I bought you. Please, try to stay alive long enough to at least get packed in the lunch so Augie has a chance to trade you for more cheetos.

Thanks.

 

 

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