Precious Moments.

While wiping Augie’s bum he said very sweetly & very earnestly, “Look mom, the big one {turd} is you and the small one is me.”

As I flushed the toilet and Augie waved goodbye to two turds he named after us, I felt a strange sense of mama pride.

Sure, I just got called a (literal) POS but it was done by a boy who loves his mom & always wants us to be together. So I guess I’ll just take what I can get.



3 thoughts on “Precious Moments.”

    1. Ha! Thanks Joe! My head almost exploded at the amount of poop jokes that could of been made in that instance.

      And I love a dad joke!

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