My son recently made a King & Queen clay figures. He wanted everyone to know one was male & one was female, hense the anotomy. I sent the pics to one of best friends.
Me: “Augie made a King & Queen. If you can’t tell who’s who he gave the Queen a HUGE vagina.”
JW: “How does he know what a vagina looks like?”
Me: “Him & Anna bathe together. Plus he’s a huge fan of that kid from Kindergarten Cop. Apparently the Queen is the Queen of India, we all know how she got that job.”
JW: “You’re offensive.”
Me: “I know, I shouldn’t slut shame a clay Queen snowman. With a HUGE vagina.”
JW: “Some of us have to birth humans naturally. Large vaginas happen. And matter.”
Edit to Add: *I fully support the BLM movement and am in no way making fun of it. *I guess I also support large vaginas but am kind of making fun of them.